Monday, 4 March 2013

Self-referential ode to incompetence (oh-so-clever-oh-oh-yes)

The author stares at the jumbled, garbled, wordy mess, nurturing his baby blister blues. The gaps in-between words multiply at an alarming rate, soundless and vile. His made-up poetic magnificence awkwardly clashes with the stark reality of the volatile and vicious vortex of trivial tautologies and banal revelations flashing on-screen. Hyphenated horrors, jittery beyond compare, force his body to revel in rebellious revulsion. Lost in bleak bleary-eyed bouts of self-deprecation, he fancies himself a sky shark wrapped in rainbows. His fingers are out of focus, a blurry mess, burning butterflies breathing their last off-screen. His jokes are wearing thin but his laughter never stops. Smugly whispering of dark things in broad daylight, he traces the cracks in the ceiling with half-shut eyes.
  
Outside, volcanoes boil and burst in engulfing flame and snowdrops twirl and bright leaves swirl and comets shine and lovers die and dance and die and paths are carved in soft stone ground and wars are fought and forgotten and moonlit waves erupt and disrupt the silence and guitars are smashed against the stage and blood drips from open wounds and children learn their first goodbyes and wolves dream of spacemen swimming through starless skies and the sun dries tears and quiets fears and all is lost and all is well. Inside, incomprehensibly incompetent, the author pens his last line.                                    

Oh-so clever-oh-oh-yes!

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